What movies have not aged well?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-J W Pepper

Is depression a cause for always feeling tired?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Octopussy

Why does the God of the Bible condemn homosexual acts?

Moonraker

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

A View to a Kill

Why do gun owners feel the need to defend themselves with deadly weapons? Can they not just talk things out like civilized people do?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Dr No

You Only Live Twice

Can men enjoy receiving anal sex?

-”Ah so!”

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Dear atheist, do you realise that there is a God watching over you who will one day judge and condemn you for every wrong thing you have said and done before casting you into the lake of fire?

Goldfinger

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Which is the first MV you watched in Stray Kids?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Kuorans, what are some things unique to your country?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”She is very sexyful!”

Are there any men who have sex with male dogs?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Why do I want to suck cock tonight?

Diamonds Are Forever

The Man with the Golden Gun

Live and Let Die

If women aren't shallow, why do most tall, good-looking men have girlfriends?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

When sharing a wife, is it best with your buddy or a stranger?

From Russia With Love